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Scott Alberstein  

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George Carlin

Journal Entry: Tue Jun 24, 2008, 6:02 PM
The funniest comedian who ever walked the face of this earth died on Sunday at the ripe age of 71. George Carlin was one of the few comedians who actually made you think when he told his jokes. He was so creative and smart, and you can tell he was if you ever listened to his rants. If for some god awful reason you have never heard of him, go look him up on Youtube or something. I guarantee you will never forget him.

  • Mood: Optimism
  • Listening to: Foo Fighters!
  • Reading: Goddamn chemistry
  • Watching: you
  • Playing: on my computer
  • Eating: Todo el mundo
  • Drinking: Coffeecoffeecoffeecoffeecoffee

Devious Information

  • Current Age: you always have to grow older, but you never have to mature
  • Current Residence: Upland California UNITED STATES OF AMERICA AND PROUD OF IT!!!!!!!!!!!
  • deviantWEAR sizing preference: extra medium
  • Print preference: Cat
  • Interests: model building, drawing, drama, debate, sushi, khatz, cats, catts, kats, katz, katts, kittycats
  • Favourite movie: Fight Club, American History X, Cast Away, Vanilla Sky, Minority Report, Milo and Otis
  • Favourite band or musician: FOO FIGHTERS, The Hives, The Offspring, Rise Against, Moby, Ramsey Lewis, Ray Charles, Linkin Park
  • Favourite genre of music: Jazz, rock, other, pop, soundtrack, hip hop, hoppity hop, hippity hoppity, cats
  • Favourite artist: me
  • Favourite poet or writer: Mark Twain- Favorite book by him, Tom Sawyer
  • Favourite photographer: My dad
  • Favourite style of art: Old industrial pictures, nature
  • Operating System: Windows XP.......wait why do you even care?
  • MP3 player of choice: iPop touch
  • Shell of choice: the ones that you can hear the ocean in
  • Wallpaper of choice: Gordon Freeman w/Alex Vance and pet crowbar
  • Skin of choice: my own...whos else?
  • Favourite game: Half Life 2 DUH!!!
  • Favourite gaming platform: hmm? Whats a platform? Do you eat it?
  • Favourite cartoon character: Gordon Freeman, Tom
  • Personal Quote: “I love deadlines. I love the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.” -Douglas Adams
  • Tools of the Trade: i r not have tools to trade.....move along

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~G0rdon-Freeman:iconG0rdon-Freeman: 8 hours 40 minutes ago
ha ha, what kind of car is it? im taking ap bio next year so hopefully theres no dumbasses there

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Who learned you how to spoke?

Rest in Peace Hayley Watson, Nicky Libbuti, and Dj Michaels. You are missed.....
~TechnicolourPigeon:iconTechnicolourPigeon: Jun 26, 2008, 8:18:13 PM
i haven't looked yet and don't want to . . .

the stupid garbage people were like constantly in my f-ing way im like "DUDE YO GET OUTA HERE!"

i can't imagine driving around people ALL THE TIME :noes:

my bio class wasn't too bad just that everyone in that class was a dumbass


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And I did fall in the orbit of
Everything I'm always dreaming of
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~G0rdon-Freeman:iconG0rdon-Freeman: Jun 26, 2008, 7:55:26 PM
lol sorry, i never knew your name. you should prolly put your name under the part where DA says "put name here" actually i found that its not that hard, its just hard for me to concentrate in that classroome. at home im fine. ha ha ha did you dent the car?

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Who learned you how to spoke?

Rest in Peace Hayley Watson, Nicky Libbuti, and Dj Michaels. You are missed.....
~TechnicolourPigeon:iconTechnicolourPigeon: Jun 26, 2008, 7:06:47 PM
THATS MY NAME!

im taking chemistry next year . . .

IM
SCARED

ALSO
i drove for the first time yesterday

i hit a garbage can and almost killed the garbage bag man :noes:


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And I did fall in the orbit of
Everything I'm always dreaming of
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~G0rdon-Freeman:iconG0rdon-Freeman: Jun 25, 2008, 6:57:39 PM
mmmm, not much actually. i found i absolutely hate chemistry and dont understand very much of it at all.

and what the hell is the rest of the german say? Like whos Cheyenne?

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Who learned you how to spoke?

Rest in Peace Hayley Watson, Nicky Libbuti, and Dj Michaels. You are missed.....
~TechnicolourPigeon:iconTechnicolourPigeon: Jun 25, 2008, 5:38:41 PM
he, was oben ist!
(hey what's up!)


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And I did fall in the orbit of
Everything I'm always dreaming of
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~G0rdon-Freeman:iconG0rdon-Freeman: Jun 25, 2008, 5:22:17 PM
No sprecken zen doitch.

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Who learned you how to spoke?

Rest in Peace Hayley Watson, Nicky Libbuti, and Dj Michaels. You are missed.....
~TechnicolourPigeon:iconTechnicolourPigeon: Jun 25, 2008, 3:55:38 PM
he what' s herauf yo… Cheyenne ist im Haus YEAH! wie geht es Ihnen? how' s es gehend! haven' t innen gesehen Ihnen wie überhaupt… gut Tschüs jetzt.

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And I did fall in the orbit of
Everything I'm always dreaming of
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~xX-emo-muffin-Xx:iconxX-emo-muffin-Xx: Jun 24, 2008, 6:04:44 PM
Your welcome! :)

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GIR ROX MAH SOX OFF!
♥I believe in Jesus Christ as my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature.♥

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~G0rdon-Freeman:iconG0rdon-Freeman: Jun 24, 2008, 6:04:09 PM
Ha thank you! ^-^ oh and thanks for the fave

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Who learned you how to spoke?

Rest in Peace Hayley Watson, Nicky Libbuti, and Dj Michaels. You are missed.....
~xX-emo-muffin-Xx:iconxX-emo-muffin-Xx: Jun 24, 2008, 11:39:53 AM
i like your house icon

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GIR ROX MAH SOX OFF!
♥I believe in Jesus Christ as my Savior. If you do too and aren't scared to admit it, then copy and paste this in your signature.♥

~Avatar Belongs to- Fallen-Avatars
~Deltamike:iconDeltamike: Jun 12, 2008, 2:55:20 AM
Ty for the fav!

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There is no Escape from the Chaos..
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~G0rdon-Freeman:iconG0rdon-Freeman: Jun 2, 2008, 7:31:01 PM
What about it? Its not

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Who learned you how to spoke?

Rest in Peace Hayley Watson, Nicky Libbuti, and Dj Michaels. You are missed.....
~lilXmisfitXgrl:iconlilXmisfitXgrl: Jun 1, 2008, 8:47:39 AM
Thank you so much for the :+fav: :hug:

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Well this is great, it's 3 am and I'm coloring a cow in a spacesuit.
~R3dback-Ruud:iconR3dback-Ruud: May 30, 2008, 8:15:49 PM
Hey, man. This "prints" thing seems a little iffy.

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*dutchshun:icondutchshun: May 26, 2008, 11:13:59 PM Mood: Sunny Mood
Thank you very much for the fave on - and all around was green. :)

I really appreciate it !

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wishing well
coins desire
dreams ripple
~G0rdon-Freeman:iconG0rdon-Freeman: May 24, 2008, 2:06:36 PM
No worries I like it alot

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Who learned you how to spoke?

Rest in Peace Hayley Watson, Nicky Libbuti, and Dj Michaels. You are missed.....
~PickyPanda:iconPickyPanda: May 24, 2008, 1:20:18 PM
thanks for the fav!

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Dean:is that lore about unicorns true too? i hear they ride on silver moonbeams, and shoot rainbows out of their ass
Sam: wait...there's no such thing as unicorns?
Dean: that's cute
~TechnicolourPigeon:iconTechnicolourPigeon: Apr 26, 2008, 7:36:59 PM
this is my new devart ~TechnicolourPigeon

so you can watch me there ^^


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And I did fall in the orbit of
Everything I'm always dreaming of
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~CALcaraz2010:iconCALcaraz2010: Apr 25, 2008, 4:09:26 PM
Got a C in geiger.....

My grade stayed the same at an 80%

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Thank you for Calling "Thank you for Calling, how may i help you?" how may a help you?
~CALcaraz2010:iconCALcaraz2010: Apr 23, 2008, 4:41:39 PM
Dude i love ur Dougles Adams quote that guy is a genious. One of my favorite qoutes from Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy Series is "Im so "cool" u can hang a piece of meat from the side of my head for months! Im so "Hip" I can see my pelivs!" Dude u should totally read that series its so funny.

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Thank you for Calling "Thank you for Calling, how may i help you?" how may a help you?
~G0rdon-Freeman:iconG0rdon-Freeman: Apr 21, 2008, 9:15:19 PM
Oh yeah, really liked it a lot. Like I said, the music was key and you hit it spot on. Congrats on it mate, keep it up.

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Who learned you how to spoke?

Rest in Peace Hayley Watson, Nicky Libbuti, and Dj Michaels. You are missed.....
~Arenyth:iconArenyth: Apr 20, 2008, 2:28:40 PM
Hey,
I'm glad you liked my animation :) It was a song called Pathfinder that I found on omnimusic.com

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Can't keep my eyes from the circling sky
Tongue tied and twisted just and earth bound misfit, I